Thou shalt always have chips and salsa.
Thou shalt never have a sitdown dinner before them. Buffet is your only option.
Honor your guests team choices. I said honor, you don’t have to agree with him/her but, you must be respectful.
Thou shalt nover get cross at those for raising their voice or being pastionate about the game. If you want a quiet afternoon/evening go to the Library. 
One must always talk comercials.
Thou shalt never steal off of one another’s plates.
Remember today is Sunday and keep it holy (watch your mouth) especially if children are around.
Thou shalt never get behind to wheel after consuming alcohol.
Thou shall pace your eating evenly amongst the 4 quarters.
Though shalt proceed with caution and prepare yourself against wardrobe malfunctions.
I am Elizabeth, and this here is my party planning frontier. I am not from the west but wish I was so I sometimes talk with a southern-drawl. (We can all dream right?) I am actually from Cape May, NJ and love to party. You can lean more about me 
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Elizabeth, you totally forgot “brush up on your football knowledge”, you don’t want to be the one constantly saying ” what just happened?, what does that mean?”
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